Shampoo is better!
By Mike Hewitt
My hair cannot believe that this is an issue. Without shampoo there would be no conditioner. After a five day period without showering who is going to help you out? If you want to have fun and want a good smelling bubble bath just mix it with the water flowing from your faucet. I’ll bet that won’t work with conditioner, because that mess doesn’t even lather. I think even Mr. T would pity the fool that picks conditioner over shampoo. I must admit that there happens to be a downside to excessive shampoo use, the natural oils are taken away from the head. Wait, conditioner replaces those oils, so if you don’t go overboard then conditioner is worth less than then it costs to make this newsletter.
Ken Jennings, proud holder of the title “Smartest Man Alive”, certainly endorses the moderate use of the hair washing miracle known as shampoo. Shampoo also tastes better than a lot of things. Broken glass, scorpions, gasoline, guano, and conditioner all taste worse than shampoo. *For all our younger readers (18 and below), please do not attempt to sample any of the things mentioned above* The only conditioning needing to be done is to the hot air that advocates of conditioner spout out.
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